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Bushpocalypse Now – Frisco Sees Its Worst Traffic Ever In 2017 – Highest...

TweetThat stat is as of Calendar Year 2015, but our friends at CA DMV are putting the finishing touch on the numbers for Calendar Year 2016. So is a trailer a “vehicle?” IDK. IDTS. But 2016 looks to be...

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How to Stick It To The Man (Our SFMTA) with an OREGON License Plate – ONE...

TweetLet’s see if we can’t interpolate this abandoned SFMTA / MUNI / DPT citation here. What’s this, an Oregon license plate? Well, that’s going to make it tough on the SFMTA to cite or tow you...

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Frisco’s New Tourist Parking Ban at Coit Tower is a Huge Success, or Failure,...

TweetIt took me a while to figure this one out: So residents are allowed to park but tourists, or “visitors” euphemistically, well you can all go to Hell. I can see how touristas should be limited to...

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New-School “Neighborhood Electric Vehicle” (NEV) Parks Illegally on the...

TweetOh NEVs. I’ve seen this kind of thing afore with Smart Cars Tsk tsk. I know what you’re thinking driver, but: CA Vehicle Code: 22502. (a) Except as otherwise provided in this chapter every vehicle...

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Augmented Reality

TweetBetter than the real reality: Cf. this from a few years back: This is while driving, of course:

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An URBAN MYSTERY: Why Would a UPS Truck Driver Leave an SFMTA Citation High...

You see, at the UPS illegal parking is what you call a corporate lifestyle on the Streets of San Francisco. So your UPS drivers would like to minimize the number of citations they get while continuing...

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PREDATOR & PREY – Oblivious Truck Driver Hasn’t Yet Realized He/His Company...

Where should he have parked? IDK, maybe a nearby white zone? Did dude look around for a better space? IDTS. He appeared to be new in town, like a juvenile seal unaware of the presence of a nearby...

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READ IT AND BEEP: SFMTA Proposal to Raise the BLOCKING THE BOX Parking Ticket...

Here ya go, FY2020-21 & FY2021-22 Parking Fees & Citations and Cost Recovery Fees page 15: “Proposals • Blocking the Box (from $110 to $209): Increase fines for blocking intersections to...

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SFMTA PCO Simulator: All Three of These Cars are Parked Illegally, But Only...

It’s not written down or anything, but our SFMTA enforces parking rules as if there’s an agreement with this hood to not ticket sidewalk parking during the weekly street sweeping revenue program time,...

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Resolved: Parking Your Car Half a Yard from the Curb Might be Legal, But it...

As long as you follow all the other parking rules of California and San Francisco, you are fully empowered to park a foot and half away from a curb and still be legal. But, c’mon, is this the best we...

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